The “big scoop” from Britain’s Daily Mail is that … well, I won’t say it, it’s just too awful. See for yourself.
It was so no good that a left-wing group called “Republicans Against Trump” clutched their pearls and clenched their uteruses in horror.
Withdraw your nomination J.D. before you sink the whole Republican ticket!
I bet he wasn’t even kind enough to rewind.
There’s a special place in hell for these people.
Moving along, Monkeypox is back!
And, on cue, California State Senator (D-Homosexual) Scott Weiner arrives.
It was revealed this week that Walz unleashed the National Guard to keep people (checks notes) off their porches during the George Floyd riots. This after stalling deployment while downtown Minneapolis burned and the police had to evacuate one of their precincts.
In other news Kamala Harris has a totally original policy proposal to not tax tips. In case you thought I’m being serious. No. Trump proposed it first.
Let’s cut to CBS and see what they said.
The one thing the Harris camp is trying to make happen that Trump isn’t is “Joy!”. It feel about as natural as a Kamala laugh.
Grab bag!
One for our British cousins.
And finally, your humble host tried his hand at video making. We noticed that Kamala’s schtick is to be on her phone. Just like a woman (a sexist would say!).
Until next week, Loftites!