As you’ve no doubt surmised from the headline, cake, in this case is a booty. And for the people who already knew that cake is slang for butt, ‘surmised’ means, figured out. There. Now we’re all even. On to the main point of the post. Who has a better booty? 2b from Neir? Or 2b from Stellar Blade? This is where it actually gets interesting.
This might also be a good time to remind people that all of this is about the aesthetic. It’s a question about the look. It’s question about art really. Sure, on a surface level it’s just about a butt. However, from an artistic standpoint it’s more of a question of who understands the female form? And what does that look like even when it moves. Sure, a great sculpture can carve marble. But what happens when the statue comes to life and runs up a hill?
So, once you really ask the question of who has the best cake? It might be interesting to ask yourself why? And then give some credit to everyone involved. The artists especially. They made these come to life so to speak. Now, who do you think has the better cake between the different 2bs? I know my answer. What’s yours?
