Jurassic World: Rebirth. (Or ‘Scarlett Johansson likes money’) Here’s the trailer

We played around with a few different titles for this post about Jurassic World: Rebirth. A couple ideas were, Jurassic World: Cut and Paste. Jurassic World: No more ideas. But we settled on Scarlett Johansson likes money, because that really felt like the most honest.

Come on, who doesn’t like money? Who doesn’t want more? Hollywood sure does. So, here we are! A new Jurassic Park movie with what looks like an eerily familiar story. I say familiar to be nice. Haven’t they made this movie like three other times? Oh well. They seem to make money. And this one has Scarlett Johansson! How about that?

Jurassic World: Rebirth hits theaters this July.

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1 comment on “Jurassic World: Rebirth. (Or ‘Scarlett Johansson likes money’) Here’s the trailer

  1. Steve Pierson says:

    “Scarlett Johansson likes money.” Nailed it.

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