Let’s get into some encouraging news. Some stone-cold information to help you wreck some idiot’s argument. That seems like a quality use of our time! It’ll be like a reference article about the news that you can use online and in your everyday life! Let’s jump into some updates that are shooting some cannon sized holes in lame talking points from the more vocal idiots across the aisle.
First up? The price of eggs! Anyone else ready for this dumbass talking point to go away? I know I am. Well, guess what? The price of eggs is dropping like Hunter’s pants at a Ukrainian crack house. Hey! Look at that! The price of eggs is lower than when Trump took office!
Here’s the next one on my list: The fake news in regard to Social Security, Medicare and DOGE. Someone is desperately hoping you don’t figure out that Elon and the gang are cutting waste, fraud and abuse from these programs.
Biden Admin: “Entitlement programs contain $520 billion in waste and fraud.”
Elon Musk: “We must cut the $500 billion in waste and fraud from entitlement programs.”
Fake News: “Elon Musk is cutting your grandmother’s Social Security and Medicare!”
And could we stop lumping Social Security in with entitlements? That’s actually our money. Social Security took it out of our checks and promised not to waste it. Same with all this bullshit. It’s all our money. Stop wasting it ya absolute douche canoes!
And no. DOGE isn’t taking over Social Security. It’s a myth. Fake News as they like to say.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/10/elon-musk-doge-social-security
Now. Let’s talk about jail and just some of the people who need to go. Here’s some people who lied to congress! Is that still a crime?
The following people lied to Congress and none of them went to jail: 1. James Comey 2. Christine Blasey Ford 3. Peter Strozyk 4. John Brennan 5. James Clapper 6. Andrew McCabe 7. Eric Holder 8. Bruce and Nelly Ohr 9. Rod Rosenstein 10. Susan Rice 11. Samantha Power
Lastly, deportations. Yes, the numbers are a bit lower at this same time last year, but guess what? Less people coming across the border. It’s easy to ‘deport’ people by simply telling them to turn around. So, let’s not get it twisted and start believing that somehow Biden was tougher on border crossings. That’s just dumb.
And now? You can deport yourself! Theres an app for that!