As the big-brained people in DC try to figure out what to do with the nation’s clocks, the morons on social media are gloriously confused about the very thing they are complaining about. So, let’s settle it once and for all. And no. Not everyone will be happy, but sometimes? That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Now forget the term: Daylight Saving Time. Just throw that out the window. That’s where a lot of this confusion lives. For instance:

So, no. No one is calling for the end of daylight savings time. Here’s what we want: More sunlight in the evening. Daylight at the end of the day. Let’s not get caught up in the terminology. More sunlight in the end of the day. And to the people who are so concerned about it being dark in the morning? I have an invention to tell you about. It’s called a lightbulb. And guess what else? The sun will still rise. In about an hour. Just watch!

Oh no! I have to commute in the dark! Shut up. You still have to commute in the dark on the way home! FFS!

So, let’s stop even calling it Daylight Savings or Standard time. The days are shorter in the winter. It’s cold in the winter. Deal with the dark hour in morning by tuning on a light. Have some coffee and take a shower. Then guess what will happen in mere minutes? The sun will rise, and it will be light for the car ride home and infinitely less depressing. It will still be cold and grey and wet, but by God, you’ll be able to see it. More light. Later in the day.