Hey Loftites! Boss is doing some shows up in Chicago this weekend! He doesn’t know that I know where he keeps the keys to the liquor cabinet, so while he’s away, we rounded up the best memes you can find with a blood-alcohol level of 1.9. This is perfect actually, because it’s been a helluva week. Iran v Israel and the grifter wars, the “No Kings” performative protests and other assorted randomness dominate this week.

Let’s finish the No Kings leftovers from last week and then get to the main course.

And with that behind us, let’s move on. Tucker Carlson, who seems to be playing for Team Ayatollah, conducted a hostile interview with Senator Ted Cruz.

This is the serious post.

Maybe you agree with Tucker, maybe you don’t – that’s OK. My job here is to get everyone to lighten up a little bit – and these memes deliver.

Uh oh.

Moving on… media lunatic, Taylor Lorenz went on about something about ICE raids and Roblox, we think.

Grab Bag!

If you know, you know – also your back probably bothers you.

Speaking of old.

Spare a thought for your friends in Gavin Newsom’s California.

And that’s a wrap for this week. Get out there an enjoy the first day of Summer!

Hey there! It’s Michael stepping in for a last-minute addition. Just saw this one and had to add it to TWIM. I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 10 minutes now. Thought you would enjoy it too. – The mgmt.