The news cycle has never been more ready for a story like the supposed Sydney Sweeny controversy. We are here for all of it! Things are kind of slow. The big ‘news’ is the US economy putting up some great numbers, which is awesome, but that really isn’t going to get the clicks. You know what does? Sydney Sweeny Memes. Or rather posts about Sydney Sweeney and the American Eagle ad campaign.
People on the Left say it’s racist and fascist. Most just call it a return to advertising basics. Sex sells. And here at The Loftus Party HQ know that we don’t want to miss an opportunity to post some quality Sydney Sweeney pics. Oh! And commentary. Very important to have the political commentary. That’s key.
Some say the ‘good genes’ idea is stolen. We say it’s a loving tribute. So there.
We have zero problems with either one of these ads. Furthermore, we celebrate the return of curves. Two thumbs, way up.
This is just funny.
Breaking news: The Sydney Sweeney swimsuit ad just dropped. We’ll head to the bomb shelter.
