Land Acknowledgments Merch – No One is Unfashionable On Stolen Land!
If you don’t know what a land acknowledgment is, let’s go back a couple of years when performative wokeness was still in full swing. The land acknowledgment was a way for a white person who had no part in displacing Native Americans to apologize to no living Native Americans for the sins of their corporation, university or entire country.
Cheap virtue signaling. It’s still a thing in Canada and companies still hanging on to their DEI departments.
Land Acknowledgments are back in the news because big-mouthed, heroin-eyed Billie Eilish barfed out a “no one is illegal on stolen land” trite platitude that she and the Hollywood set are known for.
President Donald Walken breaks down Eilish’s weird rant here.
So with Billie Eilish and her virtue in the spotlight, we’d would like to make Land Acknowledgments great again! And if we pocket some coin in the process, so much the better.
Be the first on you block to own a STOLEN LAND yard sign! We’ll even throw in the name of the displaced tribe you’re on!
The print ad. Wait until you see the TV ad below!
(Ad courtesy of @PostWokePNW on Twitter)
Coming soon to 2:00 am cable TV!
Gordon, this was hilarious! I really enjoyed the 2 am commercial. The yard sign was a nice touch. Excellent work. I can just see it now. They will be fighting for airtime with the personal injury attorneys. There’s actually a law firm in LA,who says they have an eviction notice ready for Miss Eilish, if the tribe wants to pursue legal action, so things could be getting interesting. I would love to put one of those yard signs out just to see what the HOA would do. They won’t even let us put out political signs in our yard. A great job. Thanks for the funny,Gordon!
LOL!