Welcome all you armchair generals. All of you history buffs and news junkies. Here’s some good news for you: We are monitoring the situation in Iran. What’s more? The memes are being monitored too. There’s plenty to be pleased with. So much so, that we’re thinking about doing an ongoing series about all the high-quality social media post about the war in Iran. Are we calling it a war now? Or are we still in military action territory? Feels like a bomb is a bomb, right? Let’ not get bogged down in labels.
It’s Israel and the USA. Together again. This time? Iran is in the crosshairs. Not the people of Iran. They’re cool. But the dip wads who have been running the country are in deep doodoo. It’s going down. Let’ take a look around the internet and bring you the latest. It’s our commitment to news! We are monitoring the situation in Iran!
And for the record: The instant this conflict is over? We’re calling it Persia again. So much better. Way sexier too.
Not Iran. But damn!
Hehehehe. Yup.
Ouch. That was fast.
Well, I guess you can’t win em all.
Okay. This one is legit. Just make a mental note about the oil part of this too. Yes, it’s about Iran and Nukes, but you can’t ignore this part.
I guess it does!
It’s nice to know that Hillary is onboard…
We’re going to close today’s situation monitoring with this from Sec. of War, Pete Hegseth. Pete is a good dude. We have all the faith in world in Hegseth.
