Election news: Here’s what’s shaking in Texas.

Let’s check in on the Lone Star state. They had some pretty important elections last night. There were big issues on the ballot and quite a few primary challenges in Texas. So, who won? Who lost? And what was decided?

Now Texas talks an awful lot of smack about their cowboy ways and fierce independence and frankly, I love it. But it’s one thing to talk the talk. Do they also walk the walk? Let’s find out.

Texan overwhelmingly let their voices be heard on the subject of Sharia Law. Nope. No and no.

Al Green and Jasmine Crockett both lost primary challenges.

And Texas said ‘happy trails’ to Dan Crenshaw and howdy to Brandon Gill.

Here’s the big one though. If you’re one the fence in Texas over this one? Here’s some help: Paxton. Let’s get some new(er) faces in DC.

Now what’s going on with the Governor? People aren’t too thrilled about his win.

Just to go back to Jasmine for a minute. Is she allowed to say that about the election? Or does she go to jail now? Asking for a friend from 2020.

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