Flock cameras in America. Get rid of these things ASAP.

Get rid of Flock cameras. We don’t want them. We didn’t ask for them. And if we were tricked into voting for them? Guess what? We’ve changed our minds due to some false ass advertising. Let’s de-flock America. I’m not paying the government to stalk me.

Okay, before we get into the more learned posts, I’ll just share my take on Flock Cameras real quick: No. That’s my hot take. No. Some data center doesn’t get to know where I go and when I go there. That’s not too much to ask. I would prefer not to be stalked.

Howdy! If you’re looking for videos featuring people who are destroying Flock Cameras, we won’t be sharing actual crimes like that… at least not videos that have people doing the deed. Let’s not share those clips. But we can appreciate the situation.

What in the world is this? Interesting information!

Can we get some lawsuits going? Like, pronto.

WTF?!

Now this is just a guess, but one has to think that the explosion of Flock Cameras and Data Centers is a teeny bit suspicious. All these cameras recording all this data and then that data needs to be stored and analyzed. Hmmm, how would you do that?

This is how Grok explained it… It’s funny how its casually describing info sent to the cloud. The cloud is just another word for someone else’s computer. Never forget that. There is no cloud of data floating around the sky. There are just giant computers that store your information.

From Grok: Cameras are cloud-connected: Flock’s ALPR (automated license plate reader) cameras, sensors, and video devices continuously capture license plates, vehicle details (make, model, color, sometimes features like bumper stickers), and increasingly video footage. This data is uploaded in real-time or near real-time over the internet to cloud infrastructure.

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