It’s Wednesday, that special time when the week still sucks like a Monday but gives us something to look forward to like a Friday. We are going to focus on Ms. Rachel, the children’s entertainment personality who, unlike Mr. Rogers, has a soft spot for socialism, Gaza and just about any other far-left cause you can think of.
Lovely. The infantile Left is ready to go to war for her.
Friends, this isn’t the funny part. Maybe “funny” in the way the trash bag smells two days after you threw out the moldy tuna.
But we were surprised to learn that political radicals are not unique to Ms. Rachel. We did a little digging and the results will shock you.
Speaking of those murderous b*astards, the TeleTubbies, they’ve been nothing but trouble for a long time.
We know, dear reader, we’re shocked too. Everything they taught us was wrong. Let’s have a quick palette cleanser with a tiny Grab Bag.
Say, how is Mitch McConnell?
Alright, friends, see you Saturday!