It’s time to rethink how we’re naming these hurricanes. I know we all want to be inclusive but come on. This latest Hurricane has a real hard name to pronounce. What are we doing? Here’s writer, comedian and part-time guitarist Michael Loftus on Hurricane name insanity. Everybody be safe out there. It doesn’t matter if you can’t pronounce it. We’ll figure it out later.
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I’m sorry your Gutfeld! appearance got pushed from Friday (we heathens were really looking forward to it) to Monday night by the Hurricane that nobody wants to pronounce. I agree let’s go back to normal names instead. It’s ridiculous. I hope everyone heeds the warnings. I have a friend in Florida that will not evacuate ever. He has a 5 gallon bucket from one of the home improvement stores. He fills it with candy,Slim Jim’s and other snacks and alcohol. I’ve affectionately given it the name “The Fu#k It Bucket”. If all else fails,he can use it as floatation device. Loved the video. Liked it and hyped it.
I bet you could sell those. It’s such a good idea. A hurricane fuck it bucket! A bucket full of snacks and booze! That’s awesome. You could do one for power outages or tornadoes. I love that!