From our good news dept: We’re getting a remake of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Nintendo Switch 2 is going to have the game ready for us on November 5th. This is a remake of the 1998 game that yours truly never played. So, guess what? It’s all new to me and I am ready.

Here’s what I really like about the Legend of Zelda titles, especially Breath of the Wild, it’s not too harrowing, It’s not crazy intense all the friggin time. There’s plenty of time to go exploring and just walk around and find stuff. And it’s not crazy complex with the buttons and the controller. I want to walk around, find bad guys and puzzles. Use my bombs, brains and bow and arrows and have some fun. Oh! And I obviously want to save Zelda. Come on. That’s why we’re here.

Will I have to buy a Nintendo Switch 2? Yup. Will I shell out the 70 bucks for a physical copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time? Yup. I will play this game for as long as I can. Total value.