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We’re presenting this out of a spirit of fairness. Is anyone blown away? Anyone? What’s up with that crazy tie that goes around the waist? Is that functioning? Does that actually hold the suit together? That doesn’t seem…wise.
Don’t think those will be flying off the shelves. Flying off your body? Maybe. If that tie comes undone.
We’ll end by saying something nice. I like the colors. Overall? Swing and a miss from Nessy. Back to the Loch. Start over. HA!