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Oh, Australia. You’re America’s Penal Colony best friend (don’t tell the Brits but we like you better) and you do a lot of things very, very well. Not the least of which is having some fine surfing talent. Don’t you ever change.

Good ‘ay ya sexy heathens down under!

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