You can’t make this stuff up. A cargo ship drew a picture of a dick and butt before getting stuck in the Suez Canal. We must remind you: this is real. This happened. Now if that’s not strange or bizarre enough, authorities are treating it as an accident.
Hold the phone. Are we supposed to believe that the giant cargo ship that is blocking the Suez Canal…the one that is affecting international trade…THAT ship…just miraculously and accidentally followed a course that traced the outline of dick going into a butt? Are you kidding me? It’s insane to even pretend it’s a possibility.
Here’s another hypothesis: The pilot of the vessel knew exactly what they were doing and the whole thing is a giant “fuck you.” Wouldn’t that make a little more sense? Someone decided to totally jam up international shipping and as a cherry on top they drew a picture of a giant dick in an ass. Again, to signify a massive “fuck you” to whomever they were upset with. But if you read the story in The New York Post you get tasty quotes like this: “Innocent, but terrible luck.” LMAO!
Yes. Terrible luck indeed.
