“Ma’am defunding the police is playing poorly,” an aide whispered. “Our approval ratings are in the crapper.”
Psaki cleared her throat. “Well, you see, Trump something something, so ackshually, Republicans ordered the police defunded.”
In another case of “who are you going to believe, me or your own lying eyes,” we present a montage of prominent Republicans er, Democrats saying they’re for defunding the police.
Above is a very helpful montage provided by The Five.

the notion of the right not supporting the police is ridiculous.