By now you know that Hunter Biden has taken up a lucrative hobby: art. It’s a hobby that a SoHo artist can only dream about as they take a deep drag on their clove ciggy and curse the bougie world that permitted Hunter to leap to the front of the line. But unlike watercolors, acrylics or conte, Hunter is revolutionizing the art world by working in a new medium, which the French call laver l’argent. It’s known as “money laundering” in the vernacular.
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But that is not what this is about. The Management has expressed in interest in keeping Hunter Biden front and center in the the national discourse. Because even though the left-media would like it to not be so, the president’s son is a human travesty.
Since pictures are worth a thousands words, we felt that it would be best to share Hunter’s legacy in this 8,000 word gallery. Art is provided by @TheMorningSpew2 on Twitter, who is a master in her own right. Her primary medium is the pixel and she’s amazing. So without further ado, let’s proceed to the Hunter Collection.
The Modern Male 
Truly a Renaissance Man 
Bidens are nothing in not patriotic
Whether you’re entertaining connected Ukrainian businessmen or just that special Hooters waitress, we’re sure you’ll find just the right art piece for your $4 million dollar crash pad!
All paintings are exquisitely framed and matted. Protected by specially treated glass, all paintings are suitable for doing lines off of while you reminisce about the time you did blow off three hookers’ backsides!
I guess it was ok for Jared and Ivanka to make around 80 million dollars a year FROM CHINA while working in the WH?
The double standard is just insane!
So darn sick of the bidens and their evil ways.
Same. We gotta stay on it. We’ll just keep getting louder. Woo hoo!
Actually when a painting is purchased it is based on what
the buyer sees or feels or thinks when he looks at something someone else has painted. So, since someone paid 4 M and they now own it it’s worth 4M because that was what someone paid. The billionaire class considers that pocket change. By the way that painting will always start a conversation, perhaps more frequently and loudly or heated or interested. Not a lot of art can do that.
And it’s a great way to launder money! You just say some doodle is “Art” and give someone millions of dollars for it. They’ve been doing this for years.