Gen. Mark Milley Seems Like a General Dick Who Can’t Do the Job

Yup, it’s an opinion piece by yours truly about this Gen. Milley guy. Gotta say, I’m not a fan. Dude seems like a general dick. See what I did there? You’re welcome. For real, though, what IS up with this guy? Why all the dick-ish behavior? Can he actually do his job?

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Just so you know, I’m not a military guy. I’ve never served. So there’s that. However I do have an opinion as an American on dudes like Mark Milley. First and foremost is: Do your fucking job asshole. Is our military ready for a war? Is this guy making sure we can kick everybody’s ass? ‘Cause that’s the job. Make sure that IF there’s a giant shit show of a conflict we come out on top. Doesn’t feel like that’s the case with ol’ Milley Vanilli. That’s what I think I’ll call him from now on. He seems to mouth the words…but you know something ain’t right with the guy.

Milley seems way too focused on things that don’t pertain to winning a war. He seems super interested in white power groups…possible coups…and trans in the military. As to my beliefs on trans in the military, I got one question: Can they effectively do their job and kill the enemy? That’s it. Now when I say “do their job and kill the enemy” that’s an across the board question for EVERYONE in the armed services. Men, women and everyone in a uniform. That’s the bottom line, right? Can you do your job and do it well?

I’m talking about hardcore ancient Sparta levels of fitness and the mindset of a warrior. Feels like we’re slipping as a fighting force. Every time I turn around they’ve made the fitness test a little easier. Just a smidge here and a smidge there. Over time that shit adds up. Can everyone in the military pass the fitness test from WWII? Are we as fit now as we were then? I highly doubt it and that’s scary as fuck. General Milley Vanilli doesn’t seem to care! He’s out looking for white power groups that have infiltrated the armed services. He’s writing letters about possible coups. What in the actual fuck? Dude. Do your job. Get ready to win a war. That’s it. If you can’t do that? Ya gotta go.

I’m not alone in my concerns about Milley. Here’s a couple other well thought out arguments about Mr. Vanilli.

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2 comments on “Gen. Mark Milley Seems Like a General Dick Who Can’t Do the Job

  1. Rebecca Cummings says:

    We need a General Milley Vanilli meme !! Hmmm I wonder if you know anyone to make one? 😉

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      hmmmm lemme look into that.

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