Never Forget 1/6

Where were you when the planes crashed in to the World Trade Center? When Princess Diana died?

Who cares!

What’s really, really important (to the liberal media, CNN, NBC, NPR, MSNBC, The New York Times and the Washington Post) was where were you when a stupid, pointless riot got out of hand and a guy dressed like a Viking Shaman almost destroyed Democracy itself!

The 'QAnon Shaman' Is Starving—and Having Some Regrets
Bring me Nancy Pelosi’s desk paperweight!

What, you barely remember? Shame on you! The Democrats are still suffering PTSD and GoFundMe trauma from that fateful day.

Thank Fauci, however, that the Insurrection was put down at the Battle of the Hallway when the unarmed leader was repelled by the brave Capitol Police. [She really shouldn’t have been there -Cranky]

This Thursday, every Democratic Party ally is going to milk the Insurrection for all it’s worth. They need you to care, be scared and most importantly, vote Blue in 2022 since they’re facing an electoral bloodbath.

Operators are standing by. Please have your credit card ready. First 50 callers get a I heart kids tote!
I still break into a cold sweat when I see a viking!

Let’s not let the grifters have all the fun! Join The Loftus Party on Twitter and share your personal stories on the #Jan6Memories hashtag!

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