New CNNPlus Shows!

You’ll be thrilled to note that CNN will be debuting their very own subscription-based streaming network. Think Netflix but with only one show: Ow, Brian Stelter’s Balls. Think of it as being stuck at the airport and having nothing but CNN to watch and paying for it. Yes, it’s for that market.

So we thought about helping CNN out and seeing what it would take to make you, the sane person, pay to watch CNNPlus. You didn’t disappoint.

It’s all a game anyway. Why not give a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni too?
Some Children’s Programming
Strong contender for the reality show slot
Aw Hell Neigh!
What CNN show would be complete about Acosta reporting the news about Acosta?
If it weren’t for salacious office sexy, would there be any reason to watch at all?
Someone remembers CNN’s highlight reel. Related: Black Hole never found
Let’s face it, you could watch Fox or Fox on CNN
Yeah, I think I’m pretty brilliant too.
I… I can’t. But the Bullwark can!
Saying the quiet part out loud

And finally, the Spew!

Check them all out! Thanks to our friends at Twitchy for the (indirect) mention too!

2 comments on “New CNNPlus Shows!

  1. JUST ANOTHER CLASS CLOWN says:

    FU** ME GENTLY – THIS IS GOLDEN!!!

    Mr. Loftus: I remember you WAYYYY back when you were on Just For Laughs going on about your in-laws – I think it was Patsy and forget your father-in-law’s name – but sir, you have are EONS past that – SO funny, SO topical, SO right on and NOT afraid to MAKE COMEDY!!

    I’ve always been the class clown, and while not as acerbic as Rickles, I have a “I don’t give a shit if they like my comedy” – and admire yours greatly!

    If I were saying this to Toobin I’d probably say “keep it up”……..but since I’m not a left wing, snowflake, man-bun wearing, man-purse carrying, tofu farting (with credit to Larry The Cable Guy for that one) metro-sexual, I don’t hang out on that side of the aisle – SO, FU** ‘EM if they can’t take a joke sir – and keep on stuffing it right where their sun don’t shine!

    Finally, as a Canadian I’m not impressed with our useless Prime Minister – I have coined the phrase that “He has his head so far up China’s ass he picks his nose with chopsticks, shits egg rolls and then fights Hunter and Brandon for the extra fortune cookie!”

    ROCK ON!!!!

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      You’re awesome man! Thanks for saying hey! And you Rock on as well! Fuck yeah!

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