In every good Democratic Party administration we get treated to an agency getting taken over then leg-humped to death by progressive social engineers. So when we at The Loftus Party heard about the Department of Homeland Security creating a Disinformation Governance Board charged with making free speech on the right not get too free (if you know what I mean), we were intrigued. Then we learned that it would be headed by an air-headed leftist who defined “misinformation” as anything that originates on the right that made her feel icky. And then intrigue morphed to violent nausea.

Nina Jankowicz, the aforementioned head of the disinformation board in her new role came up with a rating system. Let’s review the Jankos.

One Janko – Low Risk – Joe Biden rambling about Bad Dude, Corn Pop. We know grandpa is off on a tangent. Mostly harmless.

Two Jankos – Guarded – It’s BS, we know it’s BS, it’s annoying but still mostly harmless. This is an MSNBC talking head telling you that President Biden cutting domestic oil production has nothing to do with the resulting oil shortage.

Three Jankos – Elevated – OK, your lies are pissing me off a little. Think David Muir focusing on COVID cases going up in Florida while ****ing New York State’s former governor Andrew Cuomo’s ****.

Four Jankos – High – Now sh*t’s getting serious. This is Biden telling you that you’re not suffering from inflation. Don’t believe your lying eyes.

Five Jankos – Severe – Are you ****ing kidding me right now? This is pure unadulterated gaslighting + bald face lies. Honestly, you can get that from one hour of Joy Reid on MSNBC or Jen Psaki telling you that inflation that started four month ago is due to the war Putin started last month.

Lying liars lie. But if they’re on the left, they have the power of the media and government having their back.