Welcome to the future. Here’s the big news: The Skibidi Toilet Movie and TV franchise is in the works from Michael Bay. Do I think this a perfect match? Yes. I shall explain forthwith. First, we should all be on the same page with a few details. What is Skibidi? It’s a word that really has no meaning. It’s nonsense. Just a thing to say that sounds like a real thing. A mashup of “Give It to Me” and the song “Dom Dom Yes Yes” by Biser King is the anthem of the Skibidi Toilets and is used throughout the series. While “Skibidi” originally had no inherent meaning, it has since evolved into a slang term used among children and teens, meaning either “bad” or “cool” depending on context.

Okay, so that’s Skibidi. So, what in the world is Skibidi Toilet? It’s a series on YouTube. A series that follows fictional war between human-headed toilets and humanoid characters with electronic devices for heads. There’s very loose back story with over the top, on-the-nose symbolism. Season one is pretty much the rise of the toilets. It just is what it is. Behold:

By episode 41 the graphics had improved dramatically. So, it’s the TV men vs the Skibiki Toilet politician people. Get it? Huh? Huh? Again. It is what it is. Don’t think. Enjoy.

They videos are hugely popular. Episodes of Skibidi Toilet routinely get tens of Millions of views. Now enters Michael Bay. This is divine providence. No film maker could possibly hope to make a movie about Skibidi Toilet other than Michael Bay. His wheelhouse is beautiful movies that make no sense. That’s where he shines. Forget backstory and motivation. Forget logic. Just but the ticket and ride the Michael Bay ride. He’s the guy that said no to Transformers until Spielberg talked him into it. Bay then proceeded to make one semi good movie. After that? The Transformers was lesson in how to kill a franchise. The shit made zero sense. Did Michael Bay movies look good? Sure. But as movies? Forget about it. Logic takes a nap. That’s perfect for Skibidi Toilet.