Oh boy. Here we go again. Hollywood has taken a sure thing and made it awkward at best. Let’s talk about the Minecraft movie that isn’t for us. The Minecraft movie that isn’t for fans of Minecraft either. Which leaves us asking: Who is this Movie for? Honestly. What is the expectation here? Do they think that Jack Black fans are going to line up to see this? Minecraft is a huge game. Huge! It’s been a global phenomenon for years! The look and sounds are iconic. Now hollywood is going to play the ‘we know more about why Minecraft is popular’ game and screw it all up. They legit never learn.

But let’s not be unfair. Let’s compare and contrast. Let’s take a look at some video of what could have been. And what still could be. They fixed Sonic. Course corrections aren’t unheard of. Super Mario Bros anyone? The people who actually play Minecraft, and yes, I’m talking kids of all ages wanted something more like this:

Instead, for some reason, the fans were handed this trip through the uncanny valley of ‘just enough like minecraft to make you uneasy’ live action woke Hollywood weirdness.

Which leads us to this. This is the answer. Push the premier date. Rip the dialogue and slap some actual minecraft visuals and sound on it. Your story may still be shit, but you won’t lose all your money. We’re here to help. This Jack Black ‘Minecraft’ movie isn’t the one you want to release. You want this instead.