Here’s yet another headline we’d never think we’d see: Hawk Tuah girl in hot water after alleged Crypto scam. We’re still trying to process this whole thing. Evidently, the drunk girl from the video where she advised women to you know, hawk tuah and spit on that thing, has been accused of a ‘rug pull’ in the world of crypto currency. I know… take deep breaths. It’s a lot to process.

Okay, that Hailey Welch, who we now all know as the Hawk Tuah girl. She got famous for this clip. Turned down the idea of an Only Fans page and started a podcast. All good. Then? Somehow… she allegeldy started her own crypto currency. You still with me? And after people invested and bought the crypto… allegedly performed something called a rug pull. The ol’ Hawk Tuah Rug Pull.

A rug pull is when a scammer creates a new cryptocurrency, convinces users to invest in it, and then liquidates their holdings abruptly, leaving investors with tokens worth nothing.

Are people mad? You bet. Are they mad at everyone including themselves? We have to hope. Are we fascinated with this whole thing? You bet. It’s a tornado of confusion and betrayal. Were people betrayed by the not-so-innocent Hawk Tuah girl? How sophisticated is this chick? What is happening when you can’t trust a cute drunk girl with your life savings?

We genuinely feel for anyone who lost big. Hopefully it all works out. No one wants to lose it all to an alleged scam run by… Hawk Tuah girl.

Here’s what Hailey says is happening. We have almost zero clue as to what any of this means. We’ll leave Crypto Investing to the brainiacs and … well… Hawk Tuah girl.