Answers to the Jersey Drones mystery? Thank you, internet.

Things are finally coming into focus in regard to the Jersey Drone mystery. And as usual we have the internet and social media to thank. Also, I’d like to give small shout out to myself for calling this whole thing the ‘Jersey Drone Mystery’ as it makes me think it could be a title to a Springsteen song. Hopefully now, every time you hear or see Jersey Drone, you’ll hear Springsteen singing it in your head. Now, on the ‘mystery’ and the internet shining some light in the drones.

This is probably the most telling piece of info. This clip of Kirby saying there’s nothing to be concerned about.

That leads me to believe that this thing is military or intelligence community operation of some kind. If they didn’t know what these drones were? It would be a total freak out mode.

Maybe it’s all one giant Psyop. A test to see how the general population would react. That’s probably the shortest distance between two points of logic.

The: ‘Drones are equipped to test for radiation’ theory would make a lot of sense. Don’t even get me started on the dirty bomb threat to our nation’s ports. You don’t want to think about how many shipping containers come into this country every day. Ever since 9-11 that one has been on my mind. And I don’t feel like Pete Booty-Judge is bringing his A-game to the situation.

As far as I see it there’s 2 possible scenarios with the Jersey Drone Mystery. One: It’s a Military Operation and they are doing it now because all these people have one foot out the door. When Biden goes? They will go too. It’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. They’ll say they’re sorry for the stress they inflicted on the public from their retirement home.

The other possibility is it’s a show of force to potential enemies. Letting our adversaries know that we can put stuff in the sky and make it hover too.

The only question after that is, are these terrestrial adversaries? As I look at video, I have to admit that some doesn’t look like it was made in Iran or China. If they are fakes? Hat tip to whoever made them. If they are real? We have bigger fish to fry.

In either case, we don’t want to just write off the Jersey Drone Mystery. We need answers. Not double talk and vague reassurance from talking heads in the military. And fake videos aren’t helping either. You may recognize this drone from its appearance in Star Wars.

Lastly, let’s agree not to write off the whole thing as a psyop. That would be incredibly clever. If people attributed every unexplained light in the sky to the military and then yawned. That would give carte blanche to whoever or whatever wanted to fly around and do whatever. So, keep those phone cameras ready and if you see something? Record that shit and post it to the internet. That’s how we’ll solve the Jersy Drone Mystery. Did you hear Bruce? I did.

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