Ruby Rose, the star of Batwoman and Orange is the new Black has accused Katy Perry of sexual assault. What the what? If you think we’re not going to post about this? Ya crazy. We should also add that Katy Perry denies the allegations. Right? We have to say that. It’s only fair.
All of this happened about 20 years ago according to Rose.
Yikes. Projectile vomit on a vagina. That’s trauma right there. Just typing that was trauma adjacent. This would be way beyond the whole “I kissed a girl and I liked it” thing.
We should add that Ruby is also mad at Sydney Sweeny. Some would say that by including this tidbit, we’re just looking for excuses to post pics of Sydney Sweeney. How dare you?!
Ruby does seem to get along with Taylor Swift though. So, there’s that.
Hmmm…. this is interesting. Wonder when this pic was taken.
Everyone is innocent until proven guilty in America. Even Katy Perry and Ruby Rose. Let’s see if this one goes to trial. That would be some wild testimony.
Ok ….. When Katy allegedly rubbed her slit on Rose’s face, where did that occur? I don’t believe Katy did a handstand to pull it off. So, there had to be a place where Rose was laying on her back. The whole thing sounds suspicious to me. If anything, Rose should be telling the public that Trudeau is taking her seconds. Lol
Supposedly… allegedly… Rose was seated. So…it is possible. It’s within the realm of possibility. I’m going to need a dramatic reenactment of the event. With music.