They won’t stop. Get ready for God of War Laufey.

It’s hard to believe, but here we are again. Another attempted gaming suicide. This one from Sony PlayStation and Santa Monica Games. Ready? Let me introduce you to ‘God of War Laufey’. Yes, it’s the game where you don’t play as Kratos. No, they have something far, far more compelling for the gaming world, a woman. Yes. The game that at least 5 people have been hoping for. A game where you play as, Mrs. Kratos!

Do these game developers not read? Do they not look at sales? Why? Why do this? Instead of ruining a beloved franchise like God of War, just go outside and burn piles of money. That would be more entertaining than God of War Laufey. Let’s see how the internet is reacting.

It’s all so terribly predictable and boring. Sad day for the God of War fans. Please get in line to grieve with the Witcher Fans. They’ve been waiting for you. They are all standing next to the Star Wars fans.

They probably cancelled the sequel do to overwhelming demand… yup. They just made too much money on that one. Felt guilty to move forward.

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