The Supreme Court came in with a decision on birthright citizenship and yeah, it’s a wild one, we’ll get to more reaction from the internet in a moment. Here’s how it went.
So… all you have to do as a foreigner is have a baby on US soil and that kid is now a US citizen. That’s it. Get knocked up in your own country and make sure you’re on magic US soil and your baby is now a citizen of the United States. That’s fucking madness and we all know it. It’s laughably ridiculous.
Chinese baby? Not anymore! That baby was born while the parents vacationed in Hawaii! That’s an auto-American baby now! Lithuanian baby? Not so fast! I’m pretty sure that boat was close enough to shore to be an auto-American! Does it work on planes? Can a pregnant woman have a baby in US airspace? I bet she can! Auto-American!
It’s all insane.
Justice Thomas knows what’s up.
Well. Looks like it’s time to change the constitution. Time to deport every single illegal alien. We have to make room for all the new auto-citizens that are going to be born on magic soil of America. It’s the craziest day in modern times as far a supreme court decisions go.
