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WATCH: Here’s What Nookie Beach Thinks You’ll Like this Summer

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — We’re digging it. We’re also starting to feel like a bit of an expert because we’re noticing trends! What!? Check it out: we’re seeing those really high cuts to expose those hips. Very late 80’s or early 90’s. We like it. How about you? —…

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Falling Off an Underwater Cliff & More [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Stand outs for me on this episode? The octopus! That was trippy! Also digging the plastic road. — The Mgmt — Follow The Loftus Party on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. — 2020-06-10 17:18:20 TweetShareRedditPinEmailShare0 Shares

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Chase Carter Plus Surfing Plus Bahamas Equals Good! [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — We’re gonna give credit where credit is due. Kinda impressed with anyone who can ever get up on a surf board at this point. Way beyond our skills right now. But we’re gonna learn dammit! Oh, did we mention Chase looks stunning too? Yeah… That’s…

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Your Daily Dose of Internet. Deer Breaks into Salon! [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Glad this happened before Covid-19. My boy isn’t wearing a mask. But when you need your antlers did, you NEED you antlers did! Open up! — Follow The Loftus Party on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. — 2020-06-08 17:35:38 TweetShareRedditPinEmailShare0 Shares

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Here’s What NU WAVE SWIM Thinks You’ll Want to Wear this Summer [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Fashion is a trip. Cycles repeat. Everything old is new again. Check out how high the cuts are on those hips. We dig it. Very retro vibe. Ultimately the consumer decides the trends, so the big question remains. Ladies, you buying it? What do you…

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Hannah Ferguson Photo Shoot Outtakes & World/s Smallest Bikini [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Big shout out to Hannah Ferguson. Ya got that sense of humor. Ya got the looks and ya got the world’s smallest bikini! Woo Hoo! Keep these clips coming, Sports Illustrated. We dig em’. — The Mgmt — Follow The Loftus Party on YouTube, Instagram,…

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Cat Sounds Like a Lazer Beam [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — I just like typing that sentence: Cat sounds like a lazer. And then you watch the video and by god it does! That cat sounds like a lazer. Truth in advertising. — Follow The Loftus Party on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. — 2020-06-04 18:40:04…

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Where Can You Wear Brazilian Bikinis & Not Feel Out of Place [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — It’s always fascinating to look at other countries’ moral compasses. In our opinion there’s absolutely nothing wrong or off-putting about the Brazilian Bikini. Zero. But I guess some people are still weirded out over the idea of some exposed butt cheek. It’s hilarious. But what…

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We Need to Talk about How Cool these Spacesuits Are [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Hot damn! How cool are these things?! So far from the giant, bulky NASA suits. SpaceX crushed it! And something else that shouldn’t be overlooked: The interior of the cabin! Sleek, clean, modern. That is how you do THAT! For real, if you’re an astronaut…

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Why Aren’t We Surfing Right Now? Now! [VIDEO]

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — This is pretty much an ad for Kaloea swimwear and we don’t care. It’s fantastic. Love the shots. Tropical islands and surfing just gets more and more appealing to me. Not sure if it’s just the idea of an escape from everything and I’m not…

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