The Loftus Party

Stellar Blade 2 has already won the design battle.

The Mgmt. – June 6, 2026

Let's look at the choices that gamers are facing and try to see who will win the design battle

Minnesota fraud suspect gets caught

The Mgmt. – June 6, 2026

This Somali fraud suspect probably isn't the ringleader. Just guessing.

Bring on the DC renovations. This is how it’s supposed to be.

The Mgmt. – June 5, 2026

I love how DC is looking. It's gorgeous. Decline is a choice.

Super Soaker water guns. Revolutionizing backyard water fights since 1989.

Serena Kosta – June 5, 2026

Summer's here and so begins the most epic of water gun fights. And no summer is complete without the Super...

Nobody seems to like this guy. Scott Pelley just gets roasted.

The Mgmt. – June 4, 2026

Scott Pelley got fired. Now he's getting roasted by his peers.

It’s Random. It’s Awesome. It’s today’s RAF!

The Mgmt. – June 4, 2026

It's high time for another round of RAF. Random Awesome Finds!

Chili and the best Chili Cheese Dogs.

Suzanne – June 4, 2026

Chili is good year round, easy to make and so delicious. Whether you choose to have it in a bowl...

The butt bomb question was too much. Watch this.

The Mgmt. – June 3, 2026

Wait. Butt stuff is okay if it's for... a bomb? Watch this clip.

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Lake America and Donald Ducks? The memes just keep getting better.

Heels on. Rice ready. It’s time for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Flock Camera investigation called for as surveillance camera destruction rolls on across the country

Blue Eye Samurai: Season 2 trailer. Fingers crossed for this one.

Dazzle family/friends with this quick, easy and impressive chicken in creamy white wine sauce

Random Awesome Finds to get your mind right. It’s RAF

Midweek Meme Dump – Big Hair, Big Smile, Big Laughs Too

The Dolly Parton tributes are pouring in and we can’t get enough.

Farewell, Dolly Parton. We Will Always Love You

Fun and Games…

The Loftus Party podcast with Michael Loftus #553: Bitching about Beef and how immigrants stopped assimilating. Plus: The surprisingly bad places to bang.

Crazy Cat Ladies are real?

Korean Films and Series That Take Zombies to the Next Level

Wild scenes from the Robot Olympics. Funny, yet terrifying at the same time!

“Iran is completely collapsing” and the ‘Economic D-Day’. Sure. Why not?

From the Party

Stellar Blade 2 has already won the design battle.

Minnesota fraud suspect gets caught

Bring on the DC renovations. This is how it’s supposed to be.

Super Soaker water guns. Revolutionizing backyard water fights since 1989.

Nobody seems to like this guy. Scott Pelley just gets roasted.

It’s Random. It’s Awesome. It’s today’s RAF!

Chili and the best Chili Cheese Dogs.

The butt bomb question was too much. Watch this.

Video Fun

Aly Tay had a very good swim week. (video)

The Dem National Convention is over. What did we learn?

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