From the Party
It’s always Somertime in Australia
Australian swimwear entrepreneur is crushing it on Instagram
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This Open-World Star Wars game from Ubisoft sounds too good to be true. (Video)
This open-world Star Wars game from Ubisoft sounds too good to be true.
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Americans rush to ear doctors after thinking they hear some crap about Biden ‘banning gas stoves’
America did a double take at the same time today and rushed to their ear doctors after hearing some crap...
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Mayor Pete struggles to find system of transportation he hasn’t slowed down.
a brief run-down of all the triumphs Pete Buttigieg has presided over as Secretary of Transportation
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My Happy Bikinis at Miami Swim Week. We have some notes (Video)
Those are some fun, sexy swimsuits. Our issue with this show is the models.
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Biden’s stash of classified documents will be very different from Trumps because of … reasons… and stuff.
It just gets worse for Joe Biden and the case of the missing documents. Until you factor in this: Reasons.
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New Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania (Trailer) Our woke-senses are tingling
Our excitement over this one is starting to wan. Our woke-senses are starting to tingle
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Biden goes to the border. Now what? (video)
Biden goes to the border. Now what? We at The Loftus Party have a pretty good idea.
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Video Fun
Respect the booty. Vol. 3. Every day is booty day.
Respect the booty. We're already on volume 3 and we don't see an end in sight.
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (Trailer) This is a tragedy.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. It's the last nail in the coffin of a once mighty and wonderful...
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