The Loftus Party podcast with Michael Loftus this week: How are we still arguing about beef in American in 2026? What in the hell is going on? We haven’t figured out beef yet? Get the government out and let the ranchers figure this out. Dear lord, I find it annoying.

Also, annoying? People who come to this country and don’t assimilate. It’s a melting pot. If you’re here? It’s time to melt. Blend in and be American. Whew! That’s a big one on the show. We’ll get into some Life Hacks and insight into some locations that sound like a sexy, good time, but they’re not great places to bang.

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