Lingerie for Valentine’s Day? Yes. Always Yes. [VIDEO]

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. What to do? What to get? Are you in a panic? Well, stop, just stop. The answer is easy: lingerie. And if you hesitated…what’s wrong with you? Why NOT?!

Ohhhhhh, we’ve been together so long. We really don’t do that stuff anymore. WTF?! Then you REALLY need to get some seriously smoking hot lingerie going on in your bedroom. Spice it up. Immediately! What were you going to get? A bucket of candy corn and steak dinner? That can wait. Trust me. Big Jim’s steakhouse and candy corn emporium will be open tomorrow. You can gorge yourself then.

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Valentine’s Day should be sexy. That is the way. Make it so.

Once upon a time you couldn’t keep your hands off each other. Do that again. You’ll be glad you did. Get in there and fire up the furnace for your special someone. If not now, when? If not you, who?! (Forget that second one. Yikes. For the sake of this little article there is no one else. Sorry.)

Get sexy this Valentine’s Day. Time’s a wastin’! You’ll never be this young again.

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