Bizarre Sex Injuries. Spiders, Lava Lamps & So Much More. Ouch!

We are in, “If I read it, you have to read about it too,” territory. Bizarre and horrifying sex injuries. This is a wild one.

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The things that people do to get off will never stop amazing me. Who does stuff like this? We found this article in the Mirror UK and, yes, we were shocked. So, buckle up me hearties and prepare yourself for some completely whacked out sex stories. Sure, there’s a lava lamp in the butt, but are you ready for venomous spider in the ass? Complete with bite and surgery? WTF?

You gotta read these for yourself. Ouch.

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