The big breaking news story this morning is the Chinese balloon that’s being tracked over US airspace. The Chinese are saying it’s a civilian craft and we’ll nod our head and pretend to believe them. The Chinese would never ever spy on us. Just like we’d never ever in a million years spy on them! Right? Right. So, here’s an idea: Pop it. How about we man up and just pop the thing? The US military says they won’t because the balloon is the size of three buses or something. Okay… guess what? I don’t care. They put a balloon in our face. Now we pop it, or we look like weenies. Just have a jet launch a missile right through the balloon part. No warhead necessary. I’m legit saying poke a hole in the thing. It will descend. It’s a fucking balloon. Then you clear out any civilian areas where it looks like it’s going to land. This isn’t hard to figure out. Pop. It.
