This week two things went down with a thud – the Titan Submarine and Hunter Biden.

First, the tragic implosion of OceanGate submarine, Titan which met catastrophe as it sought to bring tourists to see the wreak of the Titanic. The gallows humor was quick. It’s how we cope with tragedy.

It was made worse by the fact that the CEO chose to not hire the most competent because fifty year old white men are “uninspiring“. So like the Biden White House, “diversity” won out over competence.

I mean, if you’re in politics, it’s OK to be incompetent. But let’s say other peoples’ lived were at stake. Would it be smart then?

Tragically, the sub failed. And people are wondering why.

Some say it was a broken controller.

And speaking of going down – with hookers and blow – is our very own beloved Hunter Biden. President Biden’s smartest man he knows is in trouble. You see, there’s a giant nothingburger involving Hunter, corruption and a sweetheart deal with President Biden’s Department of Justice.

Justice may be blind, but Democrats are crosseyed.

We’ll get to the bottom of this.

True, Hunter has something he can cover his d*ck with. Sadly, it’s the Department of Justice.

Imagine being born with one of these in your back pocket?

Until next time Loftites!

Shout out to Magills and Davar Echad for memes.