I tried. I really tried to like Ahsoka. Managed to make it through three episodes. To say it’s a rough watch is putting it nicely. Nothing happens. And when things do happen, like a main character taking a lightsaber straight through the chest, it doesn’t matter! She’s fine. It might leave a mark. Maybe. We’re staring down the barrel of episode four and there’s still no real villain! WTF is that? There are some pseudo baddies, but they seem almost completely inept. Our main characters seem bored with every line they deliver, and everyone seems addicted to crossing their arms. As if that magically makes being boring somehow interesting. This is no way to run a franchise. What in the hell are they thinking over at Disney? Someone needs to send the Disney Star Wars peeps back to screenwriting 101. What story are they telling? Why am I supposed to be interested in these people? What is the threat? What must be done? Do they not even consider these questions? Ahsoka deserves all the shit it’s getting. And more. Here’s a great takedown by Robot Head.