What is going on?! Torpedo bats? We just found out about torpedo bats! Should we be concerned? What is a torpedo bat? Writer and comedian Michael Loftus of The Loftus Party website was on Gutfeld recently and that’s what they were talking about. Torpedo bats. Holy crap you guys. This was a relief!
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First time I read ‘torpedo bats’, all kinds of things presented themselves to my imagination! Strangely, anything to do with sports seemed to be a cover-up. I’m thinking Red Communist Plot here. You’re right in the video – torpedo bats could entangle themselves in citizens’ hair. Then they lay their eggs.
The danger would be greater in regions where Big Hair is still a thing. Being pursued through the streets by flocks of these mysterious torpedo bats is no joke. Were they dropped from secret Chinese spy balloons in a plot to infect Americans with some kind of TDS brain-worm, or something more sinister?
I’m glad to have found out the truth. Keep up the good work you do here!
Ha! Yes! And thanks so much for being here!