Over the weekend, Cocaine Gate was trending on X. There was a video and everything! Kier, Macron and Merz were all firing up a little press conference and decided to do a little impromptu clean up at the last second.

So, now the interesting question is: What’s really going on here? Is this something salacious or is all just a question of poor timing and general public being too suspicious of elected officials? We’ll discuss. You bet your booty we’ll discuss. First? Check out the video.

Here’s another one of the “It’s cocaine” POV’s.

Let’s see that in Sloooow Motiooon!

We’ll be fair. We’ll be so fair it’ll make your head not spin. Let’s go with the “hide the Kleenex and hide the stir stick” theory. Okay. All good. The one dude has a stir stick. (Like you do, when you’re drinking water. It happens a lot in Europe. The water is so thick you need a stir stick!) Here’s the other ‘funny’ thing: If Macron is pocketing a used, balled up Kleenex… dude. That’s nasty. Who takes a used kleenex and leaves on the table?! Right next to the water glass. Is that a French thing? The plague is making lots of sense now.

So, welcome to 2025. You see a video. Then you question everything. Is it a handkerchief and a stir stick? Is it drugs? Is it AI? what are we watching? What is going on with Macron and the boys? Here’s the funny thing to me: You say that’s cocaine and it makes perfect sense. LOL! That is the one of the most suspicious ‘let me hide my Kleenex’ moves I have ever seen. And I may have had some experience hiding Kleenex.