Okay, I saw it and so you have to see it too. Here’s a clip from some internet talk show where someone has a very specific question about butt stuff. Anal sex. And bombs? What?

Here’s the translation for ya: A Muslim student asks: “Can I practice gay anal sex to widen my anus for a bomb?” The Muslim imam responds: “Normally it’s forbidden, but for the jihad? It’s totally permitted!”

Did I ask AI to translate to see if the clip was real? You bet your ass I did.

The X post shares a MEMRI-TV translated clip of a Muslim cleric responding to a viewer question on whether anal sex is allowed to widen the anus for inserting a bomb in a jihad attack, ruling it permissible under the principle of necessity while advising forgiveness afterward.

So, again that translation is: A Muslim student asks: “Can I practice gay anal sex to widen my anus for a bomb?” The Muslim imam responds: “Normally it’s forbidden, but for the jihad? It’s totally permitted!”

Now, this might go in the hall of fame of excuses to do butt stuff. Or getting caught doing butt stuff: What are you two men doing?! “It’s not what you think… it’s for a bomb! Tyler and I were practicing for a bomb!” LOL! It’s hilarious!

This is no way to start pride month either. With lame getting your butt ready for jihad. Stop it right now. That’s not pride. No sir it’s not. That’s a jihad of butt lies is what that is.

Now for some more jokes about that ass being the bomb or ass blasting? Or destroying a bathroom? There’s too many. Good luck with the excuses for the extracurricular activities. You’re going to need it.