The New York Post put out a story yesterday about another laptop of Hunter Biden’s that he can’t find. This is the latest in an almost comedic string of Hunter’s missing laptops. If you’re counting at home, I believe we’ve up to three. Three laptops that just went missing.

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We know the FBI has one. The laptop repair guy had another and Hunter thinks this latest was taken by Russians. At least that’s what he tells the hooker in the video that goes with the story. (Can there be a Hunter Biden laptop story without hookers? Is that possible?)

Anyhoo…there’s drugs and hookers and a missing laptop that Hunter says has all kinds of sex stuff on it. Okay…we have questions. Questions like: Is Hunter being blackmailed as we speak? Who has the laptop? What else is on the laptop? Ukraine stuff? Chinese stuff? Emails with Hunter and the Big Guy talking “business?”

And how long can the media ignore these stories? How long can they act like this is just Hunter being Hunter. That doesn’t cut it anymore. If the dude’s been compromised we need to know.

At this point, Hunter could use missing laptops as units of time. He could just count back to how many laptops ago an event happened. “How many laptops ago did I start banging my brother’s wife? Feels like 3 laptops. When did I get that stripper pregnant? Might’ve been 2 laptops ago. When did I get the job with the gas company? 2 laptops? That gas company likes me cause I’m detail oriented.”