She Rubbed One Out on the Beach…Then She Got Arrested

There’s a lesson in this next story. Seems a young lady may have had a bit too much “me time” on a beach in Georgia and then she got arrested.

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Okay…where to begin. Evidently (we’ll call her “Betty”) Betty went to the beach, got comfy, put a towel over her lap and went to her happy place with a vibe. Then she got up and went to a nearby restaurant. Okay…that’s when she was arrested. Someone else (who we’ll call “Veronica”) had called the cops. Veronica said she could hear Betty’s activity and she was compelled to call the 5-oh. Now you’re up to speed. I have thoughts. Both ladies are wrong.

Now while I admire Betty’s get it done attitude, you’re on a beach! There are other people around! They might think it’s as hot as you do. Tickling the taco on the beach might be your number one fantasy but it’s gonna have to wait until you’re alone. Okay?

Now, Veronica…did you have to call the cops? Like when you heard the first noise and you knew what was going on, you couldn’t say something? Like, “Hey! Cut it out! There’s kids here!” Or something to that effect? You had to go and call 911? Sad.

I hope both you ladies have learned a little something. Veronica, you don’t have to call the cops. You can take matters into your own hands. Betty, don’t go to a crowded beach when you’re going to take matters into your own hands.

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2 comments on “She Rubbed One Out on the Beach…Then She Got Arrested

  1. Tim Colomba says:

    Lol!!! Excellent analysis! I was at the beach recently with my nieces and nephews and this very young couple was doing a hard, almost erotic make out. I noticed my 8-year-old niece staring and so I yelled, “Hey guy! Kids are watching! Shape up! What’s a matter with you?”

    He took it to the ocean and was sufficiently embarrassed. Lessons were learned and no cops were bothered. This is the way.

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      Thank you!! That’s how you handle that. “Hey! Get a room!” Ha! old school.

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