One Million Omicron Cases In One Day. That’s Good!

I think the headline is meant to shock: One Million Omicron Cases In One Day! I threw in the ‘That’s Good.’ For the simple reason that I think it is good. Having recovered from what I can only assume was the Omicron, I can say this (again) it’s not that bad. For real. Yes, I know that everyone is different blah blah blah. But everyone I’ve talked with on the east coast who got this thing was totally underwhelmed. Little sore throat. Maybe a little fever too. Sometime not! Tons of people JUST had a sore throat. And guess what? They’re fine now. Ready to move on. That’s what we gotta do. Move on.

My parents would be throwing Omicron parties by now. Trying to get all the kids on the block infected. That’s what they did with Chicken Pox back in the day. One kid’s infected? Let’s just get everyone Poxxed up and get this shit over with. That’s what we should be doing now! Get some Omicron in ya and get that natural immunity fired up. Skadoosh!

But dude, my Auntie is older and has a condition. So, get her the jab ya moron. What the fuck are you waiting for? We gotta go. Get the ‘at risk’ population vaxxed, and the rest of us can Omicron and keep going.

This whole situation is fucking nuts and you know it. 15 days to flatten the curve is now 2 years. Biden has no plan other than to do the same shit that hasn’t worked already. Shock… Imagine my surprise that he didn’t “Shut down the virus.” We can end this quickly. Just get it and be done. Tada. It’s an old school solution but guess what? It makes way more sense than waiting around in fear.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/01/04/joe-biden-meeting-with-coronavirus-team-as-u-s-cases-explode-to-over-one-million-per-day/

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