It’s the clip that took the media by storm yesterday. Self-professed tough guy Joe Biden was overheard telling some poor dude: “No one fucks with a Biden”. Ohhhhh… those are some tough words! But it got us to thinking. Lots of people fuck with a Biden. Inanimate objects fuck with him on a regular basis. So, we thought we’d name just a few. Here’s the clip of Joe talking shit. Below is our list of just some of the things that fuck with a Biden! HA!

Let’s go. Heres some of the things that do indeed, fuck with a Biden:

Stairs. Stairs fuck with Joe. Bigly.

Also? Bikes. Bikes fuck with him. They don’t even have to move!

Jackets. Jackets have been known to fuck with him. Followed immediately by glasses that practically tea bag him.

The Easter Bunny! Hopped up all in his face and scared the crap out of him.

These are just a few of the friendlier fucks Joe has received. Now let’s talk about the not so friendly ones like OPEC! They fucked with Joe and told him they wouldn’t increase oil production one little bit. How about Putin? He simultaneously fucked with Joe and the Ukraine. That’s a lot of fuckin’! But you know who doesn’t fuck with a Biden? The DOJ and the FBI. Not even when they have laptops, emails, texts, pictures and eyewitnesses. Nope they don’t fuck with him and that’s a problem.

Note: We’re pretty sure we’ve missed a bunch of things that fuck with Joe, like ghost people who aren’t in the room and podiums. Let us know what we forgot in the comments below!