Happy Saturday. Grab your coffee and Pop Tarts, it’s been a good week.
This being the Biden Administration, let’s start out slowly. Joe thinks he looks cool in a car, and let’s be fair, he does. Reminds me of all the retirees with gigantic Cadillacs and Corvettes who to 27 in a 35.
Speaking of Joe, he was caught on a hot mic saying, “Nobody f***s with a Biden.” You will not believe what happened next!
In the “why yes, we did f*** with you” category, Biden, this week, went hat-in-hand to ask Saudi Arabia and OPEC to pump up oil production. It went as well as you’d expect. Keep your hedge clippings, people, you might need it to keep warm this winter.
Yet there are those inside the Administration that count it as a win
In other news, Harry Styles, who sings or something and banged Olivia Wilde a/k/a Mrs. Jason Sudakis, gave a shout out to Texas governor hopeful, Beto O’Rourke. The jokes write themselves, but since I write this feature, I should help out.
The Elon Musk/Twitter deal was finalized this week and left-wing mainstream media was terrified that their monopoly on misinformation would be taken away.
But the real hilarity is all the threats from people who are going to quit Twitter.
And into the leftover bin are Biden’s visit to Florida in the wake of Hurricane Ian and Biden’s claim to being born a poor Puerto Rican child.
