Young voters experiencing mysterious pain in anus after realizing Biden’s debt cancellation won’t happen.

Welcome to politics! America just had its midterms and one the key factors this time around was the participation of the ‘Youth Vote’. They came out in record high numbers! That’s great! https://www.npr.org/2022/11/10/1135810302/turnout-among-young-voters-was-the-second-highest-for-a-midterm-in-past-30-years Researchers say the 2022 election had the second highest voter turnout among voters under 30 in at least the past three decades. So far, the highest turnout during a midterm for this voting bloc is 2018 when about 31% of young people who are eligible to vote cast a ballot. Yup, they were fired up! Biden and the Dems were going to forgive college debt! That sounded pretty sweet. So, the youth vote went out and voted! Then they woke up to a strange ache in their assholes. They had all been mysterious fucked overnight. A federal court said Biden’s plan was illegal! What? https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/10/politics/biden-student-loan-forgiveness-struck-down That would explain the worn-out butthole. They were all fucked. Now most folks who have been around a while knew this would happen. They would even guess Biden knew it would happen. Biden’s plan was unconstitutional. But it sounded great to young ears who were looking for some help. Well, welcome to politics you wonderful idealistic voters! Politicians lie. They lie to get your vote. Then you find out about the lie only after you’ve voted for them. After that? You wake up (alone) after a right proper fucking by the liars and they don’t even leave a thank you note. Sorry about that. You got screwed. Happens to the best of us.

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