We are legit trying to figure this mystery out. Here’s what we know so far: The Biden’s went to Nantucket for Thanksgiving and the Secret Service went as well. The Secret Service rented five vehicles for the trip and returned them on Monday. All five Secret Service rental vehicles caught fire in the parking lot. That’s just a teeny bit odd. All five vehicles spontaneously combust? There is plenty of room for jokes, we know. “Who rented the cars? Hillary Clinton?” And “I’ve heard of liar, liar, pants on fire, but this is ridiculous!” Jokes are all well and good, but for real; what the hell is going on? Five cars suddenly burst into flames? Nope. It’s too crazy.

What are the odds? Seriously. It has to be astronomical! Did all five secret service teams accidentally leave cigarettes lit? Did all five have lithium batteries that overheated? What the hell happened? If it was a movie, I’d say someone was burning evidence of a crime. But to have all five cars go up makes it super suspicious. Was someone sending a message? That’s what it kind of feels like. If you were a powerful enemy and you wanted someone to know you could ‘get them. Anytime. Anywhere.’ This is the kind of shit you’d do. Just a little reminder that all of the sudden, your car could burst into flames. That’s my writer’s imagination at work. Now if there is a legit explanation? I’d love to hear it.

Here’s another link to the story with video.