A philosopher once said. “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” At the time we all just thought it was a fun little missive. However, that one thought, spoken out loud, seemed to give rise to a very awkward reality: The fake popularity of butts that were just too damned big. This charade needs to stop now.
I’m not here to argue the popularity of butts. I also won’t be taking part of any arguments about boobs vs butts, and which is better. That’s not what this post is about. This is about one issue: The butts that are just too damn big. It’s nasty and I can’t take it anymore.
Having been dedicated to posting fantastic booty pics as part of the ongoing series Saturday Booty, I am the expert here. Sorry. Thems the apples. This will be the official publication of record when it comes to butts and when they are either great or too damn big.
Wonderful butt. Cheeky fun with the rainbow!
Jessica Alba has a fine booty. No notes.
This may be a strawberry; however, the ratio is correct. That’s a fine example.
Now for one. Just one, example of ‘no’. This is beyond what is acceptable. Just too damn much. I’m not here to body shame, but no. If you want to look you can click. I’ll just leave it to you. In no way, shape or form am I responsible.
https://twitter.com/thebigbootyblog/status/1749504180836831498
Each booty is a work of art. Just don’t go too crazy on the size of the canvas.
